The Slow Dancer

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy…you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you\’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There\’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact male opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you\’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it\’s HIGHLY likely they\’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor (DGLM) or The Sonnet (DGLD)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid – free online dating.

My Life, Rated, This Year

Inspired by Dex\’s post, I re-took the test. This time, my rating is lower than my rating last year. I have to re-think why so.


this year last year

This Is My Life, Rated
Life: 5.3
Mind: 5.2
Body: 6.1
Spirit: 7.1
Friends/Family: 3.9
Love: 1.5
Finance: 7.1
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

This Is My Life, Rated
Life: 6
Mind: 5.4
Body: 6.9
Spirit: 5.4
Friends/Family: 4.4
Love: 6.9
Finance: 7.1
Take the Rate My Life Quiz


Last year\’s analysis (January 23, 2006).

This year\’s analysis:

Life: Your life rating is a score of the sum total of your life, and accounts for how satisfied, successful, balanced, capable, valuable, and happy you are. The quiz attempts to put a number on the summation of all of these things, based on your answers. Your life score leaves room for improvement. You can make changes to improve your trouble areas, and this will bring you greater satisfaction. Focus on your weakest points and set about to change them. Do not delay your happiness and success.

Mind: Your mind rating is a score of your mind\’s clarity, ability, and health. Higher scores indicate an advancement in knowledge, clear and capable thinking, high mental health, and pure thought free of interference. Your mind score is not bad, but could be improved upon. Your mental health is not weak, but you are not achieving full mental clarity and function. Learn how to unclutter your mind. Keep learning, keep improving, continue moving forward.

Body: Your body rating measures your body\’s health, fitness, and general wellness. A healthy body contributes to a happy life, however many of us are lacking in this area. Your body score is fairly average, which means there is room for improvement. Keep a focus on your physical health. Protect your body as it is your most valuable physical asset. Nutrition, stress reduction, and exercise are key.

Spirit: Your spirit rating seeks to capture in a number that elusive quality which is found in your faith, your attitude, and your philosophy on life. A higher score indicates a greater sense of inner peace and balance. Your spirit score is relatively high, which means you are rewarded by your beliefs. Spirituality is clearly important to do. Never let it slip, and continue to learn and grow.

Friends/Family: Your friends and family rating measures your relationships with those around you, and is based on how large, healthy, and dependable your social network is. Your friends and family score suffers, yet it does not need to be this way. Strengthen your social network by reaffirming old bonds. Seek out new friendships, and they will provide you the reward you need.

Love: Your love rating is a measure of your current romantic situation. Sharing your heart with another person is one of life\’s most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences. Your love score is very low, indicating trouble. There is love out there for you. Seek the advice of wise people on how to go about finding it. Do not lose hope.

Finance: Your finance rating is a score that rates your current financial health and stability. You have a rather good financial score, which is not all that common these days. Keep doing what works. Avoid common pitfalls and save for the future. You will be glad you did.