If I were a book…

You\’re The Things They Carried!
by Tim O\’Brien
Harsh and bitter, you tell it like it is. This usually comes in short, dramatic spurts of spilling your guts in various ways. You carry a heavy load, and this has weighed you down with all the horrors that humanity has to offer. Having seen and done a great deal that you aren\’t proud of, you have no choice but to walk forward, trudging slowly through ongoing mud. In the next life, you will come back as a waterbuffalo.
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Snitched from Tybalt\’s multiply post.

I dunno about the horrors of humanity part…

More info on the book from Wikipedia.