Pineapple Incident

Ted: Oh, daddy\’s back! See, if you\’d taken a moment to think about that…
Barney: Then daddy wouldn\’t have gotten this seven digit father\’s day card from Amy! Ahhh!
Ted: That worked?? I hate the world.
Barney: Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think. I\’m teaching you how to do, do, do!
Marshall: [giggles] Doo-doo!
Barney: Heh heh, totally!
Ted: So I think a lot! I happen to have a very powerful brain. It can\’t be helped.
Barney: Oh yes it can. [places a shot in front of Ted]
Marshall: Interesting!
Lily: Oooh!
Barney: Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It\’s like the universe was saying, \”Hey Barney, there\’s this dude, he\’s pretty cool, but it\’s your job to make him awesome!\”

[Ted laughs]

Barney: Your brain screws you up Ted. It gets in the way. It happened with Robin, it happened with half-boob… and it\’s gonna keep on happening until you power down that bucket of neuroses, inebriation-style.
Ted: So what, you..uh..you want me to do a shot?
Barney: OH NOO. I want you to do FIVE shots. [pushes tray of other four shots to Ted]
Marshall: OOOH, more interesting.
Ted: Barney, I think you\’ve officially…
Barney: NO! Don\’t think. DO!
Marshall: Ted, he\’s right. You over-think. Maybe, you should over-drink.
Marshall and Barney: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Ted: Uh Lily, will you tell these guys how stupid they\’re being?
Lily: Guys, you are being immature and moronic and DRINK DRINK DRINK!
Marshall: OH!
Barney: HA HA!
Marshall, Lily, and Barney: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

[Ted takes the first shot]

Marshall, Lily, and Barney: YEAH! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Ted: Let me tell you something about this brain, okay?
Marshall, Lily, and Barney: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

[Ted downs second shot]

Marshall, Lily, and Barney: YEAH!!
Ted: Mere alcohol cannot stop this brain.

[Ted knocks down the third shot]

Barney: I love it, I love it, I love it!
Marshall, Lily, and Barney: YEAH!! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Ted: This brain, dear mortals, is no ordinary brain.

[Ted pounds the fourth shot]

Marshall, Lily, and Barney: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Ted: This is a super-brain!

[Ted finishes the fifth shot]

Marshall, Lily, and Barney: Drink! Drink! Drink! YEAH!! Ha haa!
Lily: Hahahaha!
Ted: This brain is unstoppable! This brain…
Future Ted: …And that\’s all I remember.

Coolest sci-fi vehicles

USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D)Image via WikipediaAlec Rosekrans compiled a list of the 20 coolest vehicles from the worlds of science fiction. On the list are Serenity of Firefly, the Enterpise and the Borg Cube of Star Trek, and the Death Star of Star Wars. I agree on the his selections but I kinda disagree on the order. Come on, a Klingon Bird of Prey is way cooler than the Millenium Falcon!

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(Disclaimer: I am a member of Via Astris, the Star Trek Club of the Philippines, hence the bias.)

Cross posted at the promdi geek journal.

The Backrubber

ichibu took this quiz a while ago. the result is very much different from the result for icheb when he took this quiz year ago.

      

The Backrubber

 

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)

  The Backrubber   

  

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

 

We call you \”The Backrubber\” because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely.  Backrubs are just one example; you\’d meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

 

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You\’d enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn\’t require the former.  While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON\’T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that\’s fine too.

 

Though you\’re not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you\’ll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.

     

   

Your exact male opposite:

   

The Vapor Trail

    The Vapor Trail
   

Random Brutal Love Master

  

     

Always avoid: The Peach (RGLM)

  

Consider: The Playstation (RGSM)

 

 

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