RT @SoDamnTrue: Don’t you hate it… when you are sleeping over at someone’s house but you wake up first?

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RT @iAmChuckie: Nothing teaches us better than our own experiences.

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RT @FreddyAmazin: MATH is one messed up dude… He’s always looking for his ”x” and he is unable to solve his own problems…

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RT @LordStewie: A recent police study found that you’re more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

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RT @SoDamnTrue: When IΒ’m trying to diet, “Yes! IΒ’m gonna get fit”… Then I see a brownie or other good stuffΒ… (cont) http://deck.ly/~Ak94A

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RT @epiclifequotes: Be careful of those who pat you on the back. They might be looking for a soft spot to plant the knife.

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RT @FreddyAmazin: Too bad you can’t photoshop that ugly personality.

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RT @epiclifequotes: Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Live lifeΒ… (cont) http://deck.ly/~RNquQ

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