Anonymous:
Which aquatic mammals are most likely to be secret alien spies from an alien empire who plan on annexing Earth – dolphins, whales, manatees, sea lions, walruses or seals?
I would say the dolphins. Their unusual friendly demeanor towards humans is a dead give away that they are spying. Their empire should act soon since humans are rapidly polluting the waters.
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